Not like a shvantz right in the face
Au revoir, le double dong
Norman Mailer, Samantha Shortcake
An exciting new chapter in the annals of erotica
Relaying news of a wayward snake
Mary had a little hysterectomy
God save the Queen of Dicks
Oh, you’re the sun now? Giver of life?
A scintillating conversation about a lethal pesticide
You happened to me
