Being the Best at Being the Best Was Not My Thing, So I Decided to Be the Best at Being the Worst
I Automatically Do Everything Opposite the Rest of the World
They See Me as a Mix of Pippi Longstocking and Al Capone
Let the Party Begin
Why Would I Have a Job? I Don't Have Time for S**t Like That and You'll Miss Out on All the Fun Stuff
I've Read Every Book Ever Written, and a Few More