Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
People Who Love Peepholes
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Nine Magic Fingers
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
The Squat and the Hover
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Thank You for the Intercourse
Frodo's Headshots
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
What a Lovely Landing Strip
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Slowly and in a Circular Fashion
A Possum on Chemo
The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack
Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy
Not in My Mouth!
The War Against Gingivitis
Palmdale, Ech
Grandma's Pie
Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'
Why We Gave Up Women
The Straw in My Donut Hole
Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!
