President Barack Obama: Just Tell Him You're the President
Steve Martin: If You See This on a Toilet Seat, Don't Sit Down
Kathleen Madigan & Chuck Martin: Stroked Out on a Hot Machine
Garry Shandling: It's Great That Garry Shandling Is Still Alive
Sebastian Maniscalco: I Don't Think That's Bestiality
Will Ferrell: Mr. Ferrell, For the Last Time, We're Going to Ask You to Put the Cigar Out
