Whatever You Do, Don't Smell His T-Shirts
I Prefer the Term 'Bonus Parent'
Did an Eagle Steal Your Baby?
I've Got a Date with a Gnome and He Is Hawt!
All I’m Saying is Her Car Has Eyelashes
Baby Toe Disease
Pénis Misérable
Don't Call Me Lady
Mercury Is in Retrograde
I Wrote a Play About My Ex
Women Love Breadcrumbs
Back of the Line Old Man
No One Steals the Kale